Einstein and his wife


 Einstein and his wife



 Einstein, the smartest person in the world, was a mentally weak person in his childhood, his head was thick and he was deprived of the ability to speak, he spoke with difficulty and stammered some words that sometimes even his mother did not understand. It is said that Einstein was suffering from "autism" due to which he was withdrawn and did not like interference in his routine. By the age of 9, he could not speak. He was deprived of the ability, then suddenly one day when soup was placed in front of him at the dining table, he said "soup is very hot" as soon as he put the first spoonful of soup in his mouth. Upon hearing this, his parents jumped, the mother, overjoyed, asked Einstein why you never said such words before? Einstein's reply was, "Everything was normal before that, so I am not." He married secondly to a woman named Maliwa, the interesting thing about this marriage is the agreement he made with his wife, in the agreement it was stipulated that his clothes and belongings should always be clean and in the best condition. I will keep, all three meals will be given to Einstein in his room, Einstein's room, study room and especially his desk will be kept very clean and no extraneous things will be seen here, until Einstein If Stein is not in a mood, Begum will not talk to him, Einstein will remain indifferent to his Begum in front of other people and the last condition was that there will be no other relationship between us except some necessary relationship. !!!Mashallah! Probably, these are the mujahidan initiatives that made Einstein so brilliant. I am wondering what the situation would have been if Ain Bhai had not been so strict with his wife and had been gentler.


Wife: Ain. Way ion. !!!

 Einstein: Yes, John. what happened???

 Wife: Way cooking oil has run out!!!

 Einstein: Oh. John had just brought it two days ago.

 Wife: Remember the way. I sent you to bring five kilos of kadaba and you brought a kilo packet.

 Einstein: Well, I'll wait a while, just write a scientific theory.

 Wife: May your science flourish. Bring the oil, and yes, a packet of matches and a five-rupee "Istanbul Peel" too.

 Einstein: Please, John. Just give me half an hour, my research is about to be completed.

 Wife: Away. When you see science, when you see science. Who can become a blacksmith after studying so much science???

 Einstein: Please don't say that. Science is my life, I am surrounded by science all the time.

 Wife: Yes. Hey Before marriage, you said that I live in Garhi Shahu???

 Einstein: Oh man, I mean I get lost in science all the time, science is my love, my love.

 Wife: There is a curse on your love. If you are such a great scientist, then answer one of my questions. !!!

 Einstein: Ask, John. !!!

 Wife: What can a woman do to make a world record if she lands on Vaihati?

 Einstein: Please, John. Don't ask such questions, I am Einstein, not Veena Malik. !!!

 Wife: Wow, this was a very simple question. Come on, tell me, when will my aunt's ulcer heal?

 Einstein: That. Mmm. what do i know???

 Wife: I already knew that a wretch like you must know nothing but dirt. Don't trample science. !!!

 Einstein: Poop. please know If allowed, I will do a little work???

 Wife: What do you do, Velian is eaten, it has been said a thousand times.



Going to the vegetable market with my uncle's son, that too

 He is a great scientist. !!!

 Einstein: What does he do?

 Wife: He separates big and small onions in the vegetable market. !!!

 Einstein: There is no power. Where is he, where am I? !!!

 Wife: It is obvious where he is the one who earns two rupees a day and where he is the one who lives on the scraps of Tussarali. !!!

 Einstein: Please, John. Don't say that. My in-laws are staying at Langar themselves. !!!

 Wife: What did you say? Your ship has sunk. There are bugs in your research. If they don't help, you will die of hunger. !!!

 Einstein: Well please know. This fight will be done later. My mind is elsewhere. !!


 Wife: I already had a doubt, the front neighbor's window is also slightly open, tell the truth, Einstein. Whose mind is your mind on? If you tell a lie, I will stop your science.

 Einstein: For God's sake. I have no time for such things, my mind is always engrossed in my scientific work.

 Wife: I know your stupid scientific mind. You can't fix the TV remote, Vada Aya Scientist. !!!

 Einstein: (sighing) All right, my dear. From today the science is over, from tomorrow I will also go to the vegetable market. !!!

 Wife: (happily) Really? Hey Einstein. What a genius you are



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